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Roses are cute. Chocolates are fine. But this? This is the real Valentine’s energy. The Dark and Smutty “Knees Here” Shirt is for the brat-tamers, the praise addicts, the power players, and the good girls (and boys) who know exactly where they belong when the mood hits.
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$35.28 USD
The Dark and Smutty Valentine’s Day “Knees Here” Shirt isn’t a suggestion - it’s instructions. Flirty, filthy, and unapologetically bold, it’s made for the ones who like their romance dark and their devotion on the floor.
Roses are cute. Chocolates are fine. But this? This is the real Valentine’s energy. The Dark and Smutty “Knees Here” Shirt is for the brat-tamers, the praise addicts, the power players, and the good girls (and boys) who know exactly where they belong when the mood hits.
Soft, comfy, and dangerously wearable, it looks innocent enough at first glance - until they read it. Then it becomes a promise, a challenge, and a very specific kind of invitation. Wear it on date night, to the bookstore, or lounging at home while you read something that should come with a warning label. Pair it with jeans, leggings, leather, or nothing but that look that makes people swallow hard.
Because Valentine’s Day isn’t just about being sweet...
Perfect For:
- Power couples, doms/subs, brats, and anyone who likes their flirting filthy
- Valentine’s dates, spicy nights in, and “open the book to the spicy chapter” energy
- Pairing with chokers, thigh-highs, ripped jeans, or your favorite “good behavior” face
- Readers who want a shirt that says: don’t buy me flowers—get on your knees
Product: Bella + Canvas 1201 Ladies' Micro Ribbed Raglan Baby Tee
- 5.4 oz.,
- 32 singles
- 52% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather: 90% airlume combed and ringspun cotton 10% polyester
- 1x1 micro rib
- Mid-length, fitted
- Raglan sleeves
- Sustainably produced
- Wrap certified and FLA participating company
| Size | Body length | Body width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18.5" | 13.25" |
| S | 19" | 14" |
| M | 19.625" | 14.75" |
| L | 20.375" | 15.75" |
| XL | 21.125" | 16.75" |
| 2XL | 21.875" | 17.75" |