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Santa's "Tree of Tropes" Sherpa blanket 60x80

$58.00 USD
Get ready to snuggle up with your favorite tropes—wrapped in wicked comfort. The Dark and Smutty Tree of Tropes Blanket is a sultry celebration of everything you love to read (and maybe even write), from enemies to lovers to forbidden desires and all the deliciously dirty drama in between.

This wickedly plush sherpa blanket wraps you in sinful softness that feels like a slow, teasing caress. The ultimate comfort companion for those who like their cozy with a side of naughty, it’s perfect for curling up during steamy readathons, melting into on chilly nights, or adding a sultry touch to your lair. Unmatched in warmth and decadence, this blanket is where comfort meets deliciously dark indulgence.

Bold Dark and Smutty graphics make it a perfect statement piece for your reading nook, bedroom, or wherever you get your smut on.
Limited edition and dripping with attitude, this blanket is more than just cozy—it’s a declaration that your taste in stories is as bold and unapologetic as you are.

Perfect For:
  • Wrapping up during marathon reading sessions of your favorite spicy tropes
  • Adding a bold, limited-edition touch to your cozy corners and secret lairs
  • Gift-giving to the smut lover who has everything but needs this
  • Anyone who wants their comfort to come with a side of deliciously dark attitude

Product Details:

  • Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
  • Fabric: 100% polyester (51.5% surface fabric, 48.5% sherpa fabric)
  • Smooth side fabric: 6.49 oz/yd² (220g/m²), sherpa fabric: 7.08 oz/yd² (240g/m²)

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