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Launch Day Dark And Smutty Mug
$11.00 USD
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
This isn’t a cute little coffee mug—it’s a vessel for your darkest thoughts and dirtiest obsessions. The Dark and Smutty Special Edition Launch Day Mug marks the moment you stopped pretending to be wholesome and fully embraced your villain-era reader energy. Heavy in the hand and bold in design, it’s made for those who like their caffeine strong, their morals flexible, and their fiction absolutely unhinged.
Wrapped in exclusive Dark and Smutty launch art, this mug doesn’t whisper - it broods. It sits on your desk, nightstand, or altar of unread books like a quiet threat, fueling you through late-night chapters, unholy writing sprints, and mornings where the only thing holding you together is caffeine and a morally gray love interest. This is a limited-time relic; once it’s gone, it’s gone: no reprints, no second chances, just the knowledge you either claimed it…or you didn’t.
Fill it, grip it, and sip like you’re plotting something you absolutely shouldn’t survive.
Perfect For:
- Dark romance addicts who want their mug to match their corrupted TBR
- Late-night reading sessions, villain plotting, and “do not disturb, I’m spiraling” mornings
- Perching on a desk, altar, or bedside table as a constant reminder that innocence is overrated
- Anyone who wants a limited-edition piece that feels less like merch and more like a cursed object with excellent taste
Product Details:
- Ceramic
- 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
- 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
- Lead and BPA-free material
- Glossy finish
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!