"Good Girl" Naughty on the Nice List Hoodie
You’ve got the whole “good girl at Christmas” thing down to an art.
You show up with the perfectly wrapped gifts.
You bring the cookies that actually look like the picture.
You smile for the photos, help clean the kitchen, and somehow stay firmly on Santa’s nice list.
But under this hoodie?
You’re absolutely his favorite naughty one on that list.
This Good Girl Christmas hoodie is your winter armor for:
- Late-night cocoa runs that turn into parked-car confessions
- Tree shopping, light looking, and “accidentally” standing under the mistletoe
- Reading spicy holiday romance on the couch while pretending it’s just about the snow
The heavy blend fleece keeps you warm while you’re:
- Wrapping presents way past midnight
- Sneaking the last sugar cookie
- Sitting on someone’s lap to “discuss your wish list”
Pull the hood up when you’re cold, shy, or hiding your not-at-all-innocent smirk.
Shove your hands in the pouch pocket when you’re outside pretending you’re thinking about carols and not about what you want Santa to do to you.
It’s oversized enough to feel like you stole it from someone’s closet, but still cute enough to pair with leggings, joggers, or a mini skirt and tights when you want to look like the kind of good girl who absolutely deserves a private visit from Santa.
You’re not just on the nice list.
You’re the reason he keeps a secret “naughty favorites” column.
Product Details:
- Style: Gildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
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Fabric: 8 oz., 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for that classic, cozy fleece feel
- Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester / 40% cotton
- Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Comfort: Pill-resistant air jet yarn for a softer feel and less pilling—so it stays cute through all your holiday chaos
- Construction: Double-needle stitching throughout for durability (you can absolutely live in this all season)
- Hood: Double-lined hood with matching drawcord—pull it up when you’re cold, hungover, or avoiding eye contact after last night’s decisions
- Pocket: Classic pouch pocket to warm your hands or stash your phone, lip balm, and emergency candy cane
- Fit Details: 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex to keep the shape snug where it matters
- Safety Note: Safety Orange color is compliant with ANSI–ISEA 107 high-visibility standards (for when your good girl chaos needs to be seen from space)
- Sustainability: Gildan’s manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy, so you can feel a little extra good about being bad
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 27" | 27" | 20" | 33" |
| M | 28" | 28" | 22" | 34" |
| L | 29" | 29" | 24" | 35" |
| XL | 30" | 30" | 26" | 36" |
| 2XL | 31" | 31" | 28" | 37" |
| 3XL | 32" | 32" | 30" | 38" |
| 4XL | 33" | 33" | 32" | 39" |
| 5XL | 34" | 30" | 34" | 40" |