Dark & Smutty: Naughty Santa’s Favorite T

The song left a few lines out.

He doesn’t just know when you’re sleeping.
He doesn’t just know when you’re awake.

He’s seen the texts you shouldn’t have sent.
He’s watched the way you bite your lip at the worst possible moments.
He knows exactly how bad you’ve been this year.

And he still refuses to cross you off.

This Dark and Smutty tee is for the person Santa has on a separate list:

• He’s seen you be naughty—unhinged group chats, late-night calls, browser history that could get you excommunicated
• He’s watched you be nice—showing up, playing polite, doing the “good” act in front of everyone else
• And every year, he still circles your name and schedules a personal visit

This isn’t “wholesome Christmas” energy.
This is “he parks the sleigh, locks the door, and takes his time” energy.

Wear it when you’re:

• Out running errands with a hot drink and hotter thoughts
• Sitting through family events while replaying all the things Santa’s actually seen you do
• Hosting “movie night” that starts with cocoa and ends with you on the naughty list again

The tee is soft, easy, and just fitted enough to make it obvious you’re not here to be pure:

• Throw it on with jeans and boots for casual menace
• Pair it with a hoodie or sherpa when you want “cozy, but I will ruin you” vibes
• Knot it over a skirt or leggings when you’re dressing for the visit you know you deserve

Every time you wear it, it’s a reminder:

He’s seen all of it.
He remembers all of it.
And he’s still coming back...
for you.

You’re not just on Santa’s list.
You’re the reason he checks it alone.

Product Details: Bella + Canvas Unisex Triblend Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

• 3.8 oz.
• 40 singles
• 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
• Black Heather Triblend: 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon
• Contrast color fleck yarn
• Pre-shrunk
• Semi fit
• Unisex sizing
• Sideseamed
• Tear away label
• Lightly textured print friendly surface