{"product_id":"v-day-womens","title":"V-Day Instructions Women's Relaxed Triblend","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eThe Dark and Smutty Valentine’s Day \u003cstrong\u003e“Knees Here”\u003c\/strong\u003e Shirt isn’t a suggestion - it’s instructions. Flirty, filthy, and unapologetically bold, it’s made for the ones who like their romance dark and their devotion on the floor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eRoses are cute. Chocolates are fine. But this? This is the real Valentine’s energy. The Dark and Smutty \u003cstrong\u003e“Knees Here”\u003c\/strong\u003e Shirt is for the brat-tamers, the praise addicts, the power players, and the good girls \u003cstrong\u003e(and boys)\u003c\/strong\u003e who know exactly where they belong when the mood hits.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eSoft, comfy, and dangerously wearable, it looks innocent enough at first glance - until they read it. Then it becomes a promise, a challenge, and a very specific kind of invitation. Wear it on date night, to the bookstore, or lounging at home while you read something that should come with a warning label. Pair it with jeans, leggings, leather, or nothing but that look that makes people swallow hard.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause Valentine’s Day isn’t just about being sweet...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect 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