{"product_id":"v-day-instructions","title":"V-Day Instructions","description":"\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eThe Dark and Smutty Valentine’s Day \u003cstrong\u003e“Knees Here”\u003c\/strong\u003e Shirt isn’t a suggestion - it’s instructions. Flirty, filthy, and unapologetically bold, it’s made for the ones who like their romance dark and their devotion on the floor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eRoses are cute. Chocolates are fine. But this? This is the real Valentine’s energy. The Dark and Smutty \u003cstrong\u003e“Knees Here”\u003c\/strong\u003e Shirt is for the brat-tamers, the praise addicts, the power players, and the good girls \u003cstrong\u003e(and boys)\u003c\/strong\u003e who know exactly where they belong when the mood hits.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eSoft, comfy, and dangerously wearable, it looks innocent enough at first glance - until they read it. Then it becomes a promise, a challenge, and a very specific kind of invitation. Wear it on date night, to the bookstore, or lounging at home while you read something that should come with a warning label. Pair it with jeans, leggings, leather, or nothing but that look that makes people swallow hard.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause Valentine’s Day isn’t just about being sweet...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower couples, doms\/subs, brats, and anyone who likes their flirting filthy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eValentine’s dates, spicy nights in, and “open the book to the spicy chapter” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairing with chokers, thigh-highs, ripped jeans, or your favorite “good behavior” face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReaders who want a shirt that says:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003edon’t buy me flowers—get on your knees\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct: Bella + Canvas 3413C Unisex Triblend Short-Sleeve T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.8 oz.,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e40 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack Heather Triblend: 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContrast color 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