{"product_id":"v-day-eat-me-t-shirt","title":"V-Day Eat Me T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eThe Dark and Smutty Valentine’s Day “Eat Me” Heart Shirt is sugar-sweet on the outside and sinful as hell underneath. Cute enough for a Valentine photo, dirty enough to turn the night into a feast.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eThis is not a “flowers and polite kisses” kind of Valentine. The “Eat Me” Heart Shirt takes that classic candy-heart vibe and drags it straight into the dark - playful, provocative, and impossible to misunderstand. It’s the perfect mix of sweet and filthy: a soft, comfy tee that looks innocent until someone reads it… and suddenly they’re thinking about you like dessert.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eWear it out and watch who blushes. Wear it in and let it become the first move because sometimes the best foreplay is a simple invitation printed right over your heart. Pair it with jeans and a smirk for public, or with lingerie underneath for private. Either way, it’s a promise: you’re not here to be cute. You’re here to be devoured.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eBecause good Valentine’s are sweet. 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