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Santa's "Tree of Tropes" Travel Mug
$27.00 USD
Why leave your smut at home when you can take it everywhere? The Dark and Smutty Tree of Tropes Travel Mug is your portable altar to every unhinged storyline you crave: enemies to lovers, forbidden desire, morally gray disasters, and all the deliciously messy tropes in between. Sleek, bold, and dripping with attitude, it’s made for commutes, conventions, errands, and “I swear I’m listening in this meeting” moments.
The Tree of Tropes design turns your mug into a roadmap of your filthiest favorites, broadcasting that your brain is permanently stuck in “what if they kissed and then ruined each other” mode. It keeps your coffee, tea, or drink of choice warm while you spiral over fictional characters and mentally rewrite scenes spicier.
Toss it in your bag, clutch it like a lifeline, and let it be your daily reminder that wholesome was never the goal.
This isn’t just a travel mug - it’s a mobile confession of how dark, dirty, and obsessed your heart really is.
Perfect For:
- Smut lovers who want their favorite tropes riding shotgun everywhere they go
- Long commutes, book signings, con days, and late-night writing or reading sprints
- Desk setups, car cup holders, and “I’m fine, just emotionally wrecked by a trope” mornings
- Anyone who wants a travel mug that screams: my drink is hot, my tropes are hotter
Product Details:
- Made with stainless steel
- Lead and BPA-free materials used
- Hand-wash only
25 oz (739 ml) size:
- Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
- Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
- Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size
- Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
- Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
- Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
- Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!