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Santa's "Tree of Tropes" Hoodie
$25.49 USD
Why choose one trope when you can wear the whole damn tree? The Dark and Smutty Tree of Tropes Hoodie is a walking confession of everything you crave on the page: enemies to lovers, forbidden obsession, morally gray disasters, and all the delicious chaos in between.
Soft, slouchy, and dangerously comfortable, this hoodie is made for “I’m not leaving the couch” weekends, late-night reading spirals, and coffee runs where you’re still mentally stuck in a particularly delicious chapter. The Tree of Tropes design splashes your favorite flavors of filth across the front, turning you into a billboard for dark romance and unhinged plots.
Pull up the hood, sink into the fabric, and disappear into your next scandalous chapter.
This hoodie is a bold-piece for your smut wardrobe that says you’re not in a phase; you’re in a lifestyle.
Perfect For:
- Long reading binges, writing sprints, and “do not disturb, I’m in another world” days
- Pairing with leggings, joggers, cutoff shorts, or nothing but your favorite book boyfriend
- Signings, cons, bookstore crawls, and cozy nights where the tropes get progressively filthier
- Anyone who wants a go-to hoodie that’s as dark, obsessive, and trope-drunk as their TBR
Product Details: Gildan Adult Heavy Blend
- 8 oz.
- 50% cotton 50% polyester blend
- Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
- Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Pill-resistant air jet yarn
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Double-lined hood
- Pouch pocket; matching drawcord
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Safety Orange is compliant with ANSI - ISEA 107 High-visibility Standards
- Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy
| Size | Body length | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 26" | 18" | 32 1/2" |
| S | 27" | 27" | 20" | 33" |
| M | 28" | 28" | 22" | 34" |
| L | 29" | 29" | 24" | 35" |
| XL | 30" | 30" | 26" | 36" |
| 2XL | 31" | 31" | 28" | 37" |
| 3XL | 32" | 32" | 30" | 38" |
| 4XL | 33" | 33" | 32" | 39" |
| 5XL | 34" | 30" | 34" | 40" |