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This isn’t your innocent Valentine. This is the kind that gets you in trouble on purpose. The “Eat Me” Heart Bikini takes that classic candy-heart sweetness and puts it where it belongs: on a set that’s made to be stared at, worshipped, and remembered. Flirty, bold, and unapologetically provocative, it’s for the babe who likes her compliments whispered close and her Valentine’s plans a little… messy.
V-Day V-cut bikini bottom
$30.00 USD
The Dark and Smutty Valentine’s Day “Eat Me” Heart Bikini is sugar on the surface and pure temptation underneath. It’s cute, cheeky, and designed to turn a sweet little heart into a very dirty promise.
This isn’t your innocent Valentine. This is the kind that gets you in trouble on purpose. The “Eat Me” Heart Bikini takes that classic candy-heart sweetness and puts it where it belongs: on a set that’s made to be stared at, worshipped, and remembered. Flirty, bold, and unapologetically provocative, it’s for the babe who likes her compliments whispered close and her Valentine’s plans a little… messy.
Whether you’re poolside, beachside, or just wearing it for an audience of one, this bikini is a whole invitation wrapped in a sweet little heart. It’s the perfect mix of playful and dark: cute enough to make them smile, filthy enough to make them lose their mind. Pair it with a cover-up for public, then lose the cover-up when you’re done pretending.
Because you’re not here to be a snack. You’re here to be the whole damn dessert.
Perfect For:
- Valentine’s getaways, hot tubs, pool nights, and “private show” moments
- Flirty brats, confident babes, and anyone who likes candy-heart cute with dirty intent
- Pairing with a sheer cover-up, gloss, and a look that says come closer
- Smut lovers who want swimwear that reads like foreplay
- Anyone who wants a bikini that says: taste me… and don’t stop
Product Details:
These V-cut bikini bottoms bring the heat with a flattering high-leg cut. The double-layered, soft fabric offers a comfortable fit, while UPF 50+ protection makes them perfect for sunny days.
• 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane for production in the US/Mexico
• 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane for production in Latvia
• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz./yd.² (225 g/m²) in the US/Mexico
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²) in Latvia
• UPF 50+ sun protection
• Soft, stretchy, moisture-wicking fabric
• The fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard certified
• The recycled content of this product is certified under GRS (Global Recycled Standard)
• Blank product components sourced from Mexico and Spain
Size guide
| HIPS (inches) | |
| 2XS | 33 ⅞ |
| XS | 35 ⅜ |
| S | 37 |
| M | 38 ⅝ |
| L | 41 ¾ |
| XL | 44 ⅞ |
| 2XL | 48 |
| 3XL | 51 ⅛ |
| 4XL | 54 ⅜ |
| 5XL | 57 ½ |
| 6XL | 60 ⅝ |