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This isn’t the kind of Valentine you frame. It’s the kind you taste. The “Lick Me” Heart Shirt takes that classic candy-heart sweetness and twists it into something darker: an innocent-looking design with a not-so-innocent request. It’s playful, provocative, and made for the ones who like their flirting obvious and their payoff even better.
Lick Me - V-Day T-shirt
$28.13 USD
The Dark and Smutty Valentine’s Day “Lick Me” Heart Shirt is sugar-coated filth - cute enough to make them smile, dirty enough to make them lean in. It’s a Valentine with a wicked little invitation baked right in.
This isn’t the kind of Valentine you frame. It’s the kind you taste. The “Lick Me” Heart Shirt takes that classic candy-heart sweetness and twists it into something darker: an innocent-looking design with a not-so-innocent request. It’s playful, provocative, and made for the ones who like their flirting obvious and their payoff even better.
Soft, comfy, and dangerously wearable, it’s perfect for date night, a night in, or any moment you want to look cute while you’re thinking about being pinned down and devoured like dessert. Wear it out and watch who reads it twice. Wear it in and let it do what it was made to do: start the fun before you even say a word.
Because sometimes the sweetest hearts are the ones that get you in trouble.
Perfect For:
- Flirty troublemakers, candy-heart brats, and anyone who likes their Valentine’s filthy
- Date nights, parties, and “we’re staying in and being bad” plans
- Pairing with a skirt, leggings, leather, or lingerie underneath (for efficiency)
- Smut readers who want something cute that still makes people blush
- Anyone who wants a shirt that says: be sweet… then be hungry
Product Details: Bella + Canvas 3413C Unisex Triblend Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
- 3.8 oz.,
- 40 singles
- 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon
- Black Heather Triblend: 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon
- Contrast color fleck yarn
- Pre-shrunk
- Semi fit
- Unisex sizing
- Sideseamed
- Tear away label
- Lightly textured print friendly surface
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16 1/2" | 8" |
| S | 28" | 18" | 8.25" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 8.63" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.13" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 9.63" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.25" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 10 7/8" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 11 1/2" |