"Good Girl" Santa’s Favorite Naughty Sticker

You do Christmas “right.”
You show up with the cute wrapping paper. You bring the good cookies. You smile for the photos and somehow stay firmly on Santa’s nice list.

But your group chat, your TBR, and your late-night thoughts?

Yeah. You’re absolutely his favorite naughty girl on that list.

This Good Girl Christmas sticker is your tiny, unapologetic confession:

• A little wink on your laptop during Zoom calls
• A quiet menace on your Kindle while you read spicy holiday romance
• A not-so-innocent touch on your water bottle, journal, or phone case
• It’s festive enough to pass as “cute holiday decor” to anyone not paying attention, and filthy enough in spirit that the right people will instantly get it.
  

Use it to:

• Mark your favorite reading mug as officially belonging to Santa’s favorite problem
  
• Decorate your planner, reading journal, or TBR cart
  
• Add a little chaos to your car, mirror, or nightstand
  
• Slip into a gift bag as a bonus for your fellow good girls with dirty minds
  

You’re not just on the nice list.

You’re the reason Santa keeps checking it with a smirk.

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