{"product_id":"fu-male","title":"FU King Delightful Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eThe Dark and Smutty “F-ing Delightful” King Hoodie is for the man who doesn’t ask for attention, he takes it. Heavy on comfort, heavier on attitude, it’s a dark little declaration that you’re not here to be nice… you’re here to be unforgettable.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eYou’re not “delightful.” You’re \u003cem\u003eF-ing\u003c\/em\u003e delightful and everyone in the room is going to know it. The Dark and Smutty King Hoodie is built for the kind of man who wears confidence like a weapon and charm like a trap. Plush, warm, and made to be lived in, it’s the perfect layer for nights that start casual and end with someone begging you to stay.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eThe bold statement hits like a smirk: blunt, filthy, and impossible to ignore. Throw it on for late-night drives, after-dark bookstore runs, or those mornings when you’re running on caffeine, bad decisions, and the memory of someone’s nails on your back. Pull the hood up when you want to disappear into the shadows; keep it down when you want them to watch you. Either way, the vibe is the same: king shit, morally gray, and dangerously addictive.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eWear it with jeans, joggers, boots, or that “come here” look that makes people forget their own names.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKings with sharp tongues, dark tastes, and zero interest in being wholesome\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLate-night hangs, con weekends, and “I’m the problem” errands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairing with a smug grin, a strong drink, and a TBR full of filthy plotlines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a hoodie that says: I’m F-ing Delightful… and you’re going to behave\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct: Gildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend 8 oz., 50\/50 Hood\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8 oz.,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50% cotton 50% polyester blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePill-resistant air jet yarn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching throughout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePouch 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