Dark & Smutty: Naughty Santa’s Favorite Sticker

It’s evidence.
Naughty Santa has:
Seen you be filthy
Watched you pretend to be sweet
And still decided you’re worth a personal stop every single year
This Dark and Smutty sticker is for the one he refuses to cross off.

Slap it on:
Your Kindle or tablet loaded with morally corrupt holiday reads
Your laptop, so everyone on Zoom knows you’re not thinking about spreadsheets
Your water bottle, journal, or phone case as a quiet little threat
It’s small, but the message is loud:

He knows exactly what you’ve done.

He’s still coming over.
You’re not just on Santa’s list.

You’re the reason he checks it twice—with a grin.

Product Details / Specs:
Material: Durable vinyl with high opacity film that’s impossible to see through
Application: Fast and easy bubble-free application—peel, stick, smooth, done
Durability: Tough, long-lasting vinyl that stands up to everyday use on laptops, bottles, notebooks, and more
Finish: Crisp print that keeps your Dark and Smutty Naughty Santa design sharp and bold

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