“Dark & Smutty” Beach Towel

You don’t pack “cute little beach reads.”

You pack the books that would get you side‑eyed if anyone read over your shoulder.

The Dark & Smutty Beach Towel is for the reader who shows up to the shore with sunscreen, headphones, and a story that absolutely does not fade to black. Lay it out, drop your bag, and claim your territory. This is your dark little island of chaos in a sea of wholesome family vacations.

Soft, absorbent, and big enough to stretch out while your book ruins your life in the best way, this towel is made for long, indulgent reading sessions where the only thing hotter than the sand is the chapter you’re on. Use it to lounge, to dry off, or to keep the fun contained when the book inspires… extracurricular activities.

Perfect for:

• Dark romance and smut marathons under a too-innocent blue sky
  
• Poolside “I’m fine, everything’s fine” reading while your face does not match that statement
  
• Wrapping up after a swim, a shower, or a scene that got a little out of hand
  
• Making it very clear to anyone walking by that your beach read is not PG‑13
  
  Details:
• Fabric composition (US): 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  
• Fabric composition (EU): 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  
• Fabric weight (US): 10.6 oz/yd² (360 g/m²)
  
• Fabric weight (EU): 11.8 oz/yd² (400 g/m²)
  
• Sizes:
  Small: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
  Large: 36″ × 72″ × 0.28″ (91.4 × 182.9 × 0.71 cm)
  
• Print: Printed on one side only with your Dark & Smutty design
  
• Absorbency: Non‑printed side is terry fabric for extra water absorption and post‑ocean/post‑shower coziness
  

Stretch out. Turn the page. Pretend the heat on your cheeks is just from the sun.

The towel is Dark & Smutty. What you do on it is your business.