{"title":"Dark And Smutty","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCore Line Products\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eDark and Smutty is more than a phase, it's a life style\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"sherpa-blanket","title":"Power Couple Sherpa blanket","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eThis isn’t just a blanket, it’s your shared alibi.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eThe Dark and Smutty Power Couple Sherpa Blanket wraps you both in decadent, sherpa-lined softness while you plot, flirt, bicker, and make up like the unhinged main characters you are. One side is smooth and sleek, the other is plush and wickedly soft, giving you the perfect excuse to drag your favorite menace closer and never let go.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eDesigned for couples who bond over morally gray love interests, knife-edged banter, and “we might burn the world down but at least we’ll do it together” vibes, this blanket turns the couch, bed, or floor into your shared lair. It’s made for late-night binge reads, post-chapter debriefs, and the kind of cuddling that definitely doesn’t stay innocent for long.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eDrape it over your space as a warning label or pull it over your heads and disappear into your own dark little universe. Either way, this sherpa blanket is pure power couple energy: soft, dangerous, and impossible to resist.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSnuggling through dark romance marathons, spicy movie nights, and villain-era plotting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTurning your couch or bed into a shared den of chaos, comfort, and corruption\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a sherpa blanket that says: we’re not cute, we’re catastrophic and we like it that way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIntegral composition: 100% polyester fibers\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric: 100% polyester (51.5% surface fabric, 48.5% sherpa fabric)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmooth side fabric: 6.49 oz\/yd² (220g\/m²), sherpa fabric: 7.08 oz\/yd² (240g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"37″×57″","offer_id":51404201623839,"sku":"7987138_17483","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50″×60″","offer_id":51404201656607,"sku":"7987138_17482","price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60″×80″","offer_id":51404201689375,"sku":"7987138_17449","price":61.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/sublimated-sherpa-blanket-tan-60x80-front-6922a74b6242b.jpg?v=1763878740"},{"product_id":"dark-smutty-beach-towel","title":"“Dark \u0026 Smutty” Beach Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou don’t pack “cute little beach reads.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou pack the books that would get you side‑eyed if anyone read over your shoulder.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Dark \u0026amp; Smutty Beach Towel is for the reader who shows up to the shore with sunscreen, headphones, and a story that absolutely does not fade to black. Lay it out, drop your bag, and claim your territory. This is your dark little island of chaos in a sea of wholesome family vacations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft, absorbent, and big enough to stretch out while your book ruins your life in the best way, this towel is made for long, indulgent reading sessions where the only thing hotter than the sand is the chapter you’re on. Use it to lounge, to dry off, or to keep the fun contained when the book inspires… extracurricular activities.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark romance and smut marathons under a too-innocent blue sky\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePoolside “I’m fine, everything’s fine” reading while your face does not match that statement\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapping up after a swim, a shower, or a scene that got a little out of hand\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaking it very clear to anyone walking by that your beach read is not PG‑13\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric composition (US): 52% cotton, 48% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric composition (EU): 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight (US): 10.6 oz\/yd² (360 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFabric weight (EU): 11.8 oz\/yd² (400 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes:\u003cbr\u003eSmall: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)\u003cbr\u003eLarge: 36″ × 72″ × 0.28″ (91.4 × 182.9 × 0.71 cm)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint: Printed on one side only with your Dark \u0026amp; Smutty design\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAbsorbency: Non‑printed side is terry fabric for extra water absorption and post‑ocean\/post‑shower coziness\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStretch out. Turn the page. Pretend the heat on your cheeks is just from the sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe towel is Dark \u0026amp; Smutty. What you do on it is your business.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"30″×60″","offer_id":51404776866079,"sku":"1702196_8874","price":37.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36″×72″","offer_id":51404776898847,"sku":"1702196_22610","price":41.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/beach-towel-white-30x60-flat-69223b2a88e0f.jpg?v=1763851062"},{"product_id":"dark-smutty-jigsaw-puzzle-with-tin","title":"“Dark \u0026 Smutty” Jigsaw Puzzle with Tin","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome couples do small talk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou two do slow burns, shared obsessions, and hands that “accidentally” brush while you both reach for the same piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Dark \u0026amp; Smutty Jigsaw Puzzle with Tin turns date night into a slow, deliberate kind of intimacy: heads bent together, fingers hunting for the right edge, tabs sliding perfectly into sockets while the picture, and the tension, builds. It’s the kind of focused, no-phones, no-distractions time that feels almost old-fashioned. Right up until the conversation turns to what you’re going to do when the last piece clicks into place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpread it out on the table, floor, or bed. Trade pieces, tease each other, and argue (playfully) over who’s better at finding corners. The puzzle lives in its own matching tin, so when you’re done, you can pack it away and bring it back out for another Dark \u0026amp; Smutty night or gift it to another couple who definitely doesn’t want a wholesome puzzle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCouples’ date nights where you want something more intentional than just watching a screen\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlow, teasing evenings that start with puzzles and end with… not puzzles\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnniversary nights, staycations, and “we’re not going out, we’re staying in” plans\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGifting to romance readers and spicy-book couples who love a clever, slightly filthy wink\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePuzzle: High-quality jigsaw puzzle with interlocking pieces—satisfying tab-and-socket fit\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTin: Comes in a matching metal tin, perfect for storage, gifting, or displaying on a shelf\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurability: Designed for repeated use—build it again and again on future Dark \u0026amp; Smutty nights\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePortability: Tin makes it easy to take on trips, cabin weekends, or hotel stays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClear the table. Open the tin. Start fitting tabs into sockets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy the time the picture comes together, you’ll have a very good idea what’s happening next.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"14″×11″ (252 pcs)","offer_id":51404878741791,"sku":"1325689_23247","price":29.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"21″×15.5″ (500 pcs)","offer_id":51404878774559,"sku":"1325689_23248","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30″×20″ (1000 pcs)","offer_id":51404878807327,"sku":"1325689_23249","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/jigsaw-puzzle-with-tin-white-_glossy_-14x11-_252-pcs_-front-69228b0f9de84.jpg?v=1763871513"},{"product_id":"dark-and-smutty-launch-weekend-tee","title":"Dark and Smutty Launch Weekend Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDark and Smutty Launch Weekend Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e is a \u003cstrong\u003eone-time, limited edition shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e created to celebrate the unhinged, unapologetic side of your TBR. It’s for the readers who don’t just enjoy dark and smutty stories—they claim it, own it, and walk into a room broadcasting it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eCelebrate the moment you joined the boldest, filthiest bookish rebellion. This isn’t just a tee—it’s a badge of honor for anyone who’s ever devoured a steamy chapter, shipped a morally gray disaster, or lived for the delicious chaos of dark romance.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eCrafted from ultra-soft, breathable fabric that feels like a lover’s gentle touch, this shirt is designed to keep you comfortable whether you’re binge-reading, signing books, or just lounging while plotting your next spicy obsession. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003ePerfectly cut for a flattering fit that moves with you, this tee pairs effortlessly with everything from jeans to cutoff shorts, hoodies to joggers. It’s your ultimate statement piece that says: I’m here for the smut, the sass, and the scandal.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eGrab yours now because this special edition won’t last forever, and neither will your chance to wear your smutty soul on your sleeve.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLaunch weekend events, signings, and photos you’ll definitely post\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBookstore trips where you’re daring someone to ask what you read\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGirls’ nights, date nights, and “we’re not watching anything PG” evenings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery time you want to signal to the world: \u003cstrong\u003eI read dark and smutty, and I’m not sorry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong\u003eone-time shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e. When it’s gone, it’s gone—just like your last shred of innocence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase garment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella + Canvas 3413C unisex triblend short-sleeve t-shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.8 oz., 40 singles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlend:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStandard triblend: \u003cstrong\u003e50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlack Heather Triblend:\u003c\/strong\u003e 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTexture:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eContrast color fleck yarn\u003c\/strong\u003e with a \u003cstrong\u003elightly textured, print-friendly surface\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSemi fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSideseamed\u003c\/strong\u003e for a more tailored silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e to help maintain fit wash after wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/strong\u003e for no-itch comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable border=\"1\" style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" id=\"sizechart\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e16 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e8.25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e20\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e8.63\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e9.13\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e9.63\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e10.25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e10 7\/8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e11 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ XS","offer_id":51405270581535,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8n","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ S","offer_id":51405270614303,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8o","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ M","offer_id":51405270647071,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8p","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ L","offer_id":51405270679839,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8q","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ XL","offer_id":51405270712607,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8r","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405270745375,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8s","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405270778143,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8t","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":51405270810911,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8u","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ S","offer_id":51405270843679,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8v","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ M","offer_id":51405270876447,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8w","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ L","offer_id":51405270909215,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8x","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":51405270941983,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8y","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405270974751,"sku":"19g649mibv8f8z","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405271007519,"sku":"19g649mibv8f90","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GREY TRIBLEND \/ XS","offer_id":51405271040287,"sku":"19g649mibv8f91","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GREY TRIBLEND \/ S","offer_id":51405271073055,"sku":"19g649mibv8f92","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GREY TRIBLEND \/ M","offer_id":51405271105823,"sku":"19g649mibv8f93","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GREY TRIBLEND \/ L","offer_id":51405271138591,"sku":"19g649mibv8f94","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GREY TRIBLEND \/ XL","offer_id":51405271171359,"sku":"19g649mibv8f95","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GREY TRIBLEND \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405271204127,"sku":"19g649mibv8f96","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GREY TRIBLEND \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405271236895,"sku":"19g649mibv8f97","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"GREY TRIBLEND \/ 4XL","offer_id":51405271269663,"sku":"19g649mibv8f98","price":30.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cement Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":51405271302431,"sku":"19g649mibv8f99","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cement Triblend \/ S","offer_id":51405271335199,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9a","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cement Triblend \/ M","offer_id":51405271367967,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9b","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cement Triblend \/ L","offer_id":51405271400735,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9c","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cement Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":51405271433503,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9d","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cement Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405271466271,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9e","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cement Triblend \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405271499039,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9f","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CARDINAL TRBLND \/ XS","offer_id":51405271531807,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9g","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CARDINAL TRBLND \/ S","offer_id":51405271564575,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9h","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CARDINAL TRBLND \/ M","offer_id":51405271597343,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9i","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CARDINAL TRBLND \/ L","offer_id":51405271630111,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9j","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CARDINAL TRBLND \/ XL","offer_id":51405271662879,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9k","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CARDINAL TRBLND \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405271695647,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9l","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"CARDINAL TRBLND \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405271728415,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9m","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ XS","offer_id":51405271761183,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9n","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ S","offer_id":51405271793951,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9o","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ M","offer_id":51405271826719,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9p","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ L","offer_id":51405271859487,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9q","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ XL","offer_id":51405271892255,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9r","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405271925023,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9s","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405271957791,"sku":"19g649mibv8f9t","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/3566bcd8-b505-47c7-974f-38caa72464b9_45b52e53-d779-4c6d-a77b-3e33c953c49c.webp?v=1763911792"},{"product_id":"dark-and-smutty-power-couple-tee","title":"Dark and Smutty “Power Couple” Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou know the moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe room goes quiet. They lock eyes. No one moves but everything changes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not the soft, easy kind of love. This is the \u003cstrong\u003ePower Couple\u003c\/strong\u003e dynamic: two forces colliding, circling, daring the other to break first. It’s the CEO who never bows, the MC leader who never backs down, the brilliant woman who refuses to be handled, and the one man she can’t intimidate. It’s every boardroom stare-down, every “stand closer and see what happens,” every scene where you’re holding your breath because you know they’re about to cross a line they can’t uncross.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDark and Smutty “Power Couple” Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e lets you wear that obsession on your chest. No names, no spoilers - just pure, distilled sexual tension. It’s a wink to every reader who lives for enemies-to-lovers, rivals-to-lovers, and “we’re on the same side but I still want to pin you to something” energy. You’re not here for polite romance; you’re here for the couple everyone else in the room is a little afraid of.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft, semi-fitted, and easy to style, this triblend tee is perfect for launch weekends, signings, reading marathons, and nights out where you’re dressed like the main character in your own power couple arc. You’re not just buying a shirt, you’re claiming your favorite trope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nReaders who fall in love with ruthless and relentless energy and never recover\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nFans of MC, billionaires, CEOs, and morally gray lovers who only soften for each other\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nWearing to signings, cons, and book events as a quiet-but-obvious “I like my couples dangerous” signal\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nPairing with leather, denim, or heels when you want to look like half of a problem set\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBase garment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella + Canvas 3413C unisex triblend short-sleeve t-shirt\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3.8 oz., 40 singles\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlend:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nStandard triblend: \u003cstrong\u003e50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, 25% rayon\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack Heather Triblend:\u003c\/strong\u003e 70% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTexture:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eContrast color fleck yarn\u003c\/strong\u003e with a \u003cstrong\u003elightly textured, print-friendly surface\u003c\/strong\u003e so the design prints clean and vivid\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSemi fit\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex sizing\u003c\/strong\u003e (flattering on all genders; size up or down for desired fit)\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSideseamed\u003c\/strong\u003e for a more tailored silhouette\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e to help maintain fit wash after wash\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/strong\u003e for no-itch comfort\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou don’t just want a love story.\u003cbr\u003eYou want the couple everyone else is scared to touch—and this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e16 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e8.25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e20\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e8.63\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e9.13\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e9.63\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e10.25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e10 7\/8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e11 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"Solid Asphalt Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":51405293945119,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mb","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Asphalt Triblend \/ S","offer_id":51405293977887,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mc","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Asphalt Triblend \/ M","offer_id":51405294010655,"sku":"19g649mibxe7md","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Asphalt Triblend \/ L","offer_id":51405294043423,"sku":"19g649mibxe7me","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Asphalt Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":51405294076191,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mf","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Asphalt Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405294108959,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mg","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Asphalt Triblend \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405294141727,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mh","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ XS","offer_id":51405294174495,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mi","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ S","offer_id":51405294207263,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mj","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ M","offer_id":51405294240031,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mk","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ L","offer_id":51405294272799,"sku":"19g649mibxe7ml","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ XL","offer_id":51405294305567,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mm","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405294338335,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mn","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SLD BLK TRIBLEND \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405294371103,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mo","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":51405294403871,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mp","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ S","offer_id":51405294436639,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mq","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ M","offer_id":51405294469407,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mr","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ L","offer_id":51405294502175,"sku":"19g649mibxe7ms","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":51405294534943,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mt","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405294567711,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mu","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink Triblend \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405294600479,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mv","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink Triblend \/ XS","offer_id":51405294633247,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mw","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink Triblend \/ S","offer_id":51405294666015,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mx","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink Triblend \/ M","offer_id":51405294698783,"sku":"19g649mibxe7my","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink Triblend \/ L","offer_id":51405294731551,"sku":"19g649mibxe7mz","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink Triblend \/ XL","offer_id":51405294764319,"sku":"19g649mibxe7n0","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink Triblend \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405294797087,"sku":"19g649mibxe7n1","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink Triblend \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405294829855,"sku":"19g649mibxe7n2","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLK HTHR TRIBLND \/ XS","offer_id":51405294862623,"sku":"19g649mibxe7n3","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLK HTHR TRIBLND \/ S","offer_id":51405294895391,"sku":"19g649mibxe7n4","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLK HTHR TRIBLND \/ M","offer_id":51405294928159,"sku":"19g649mibxe7n5","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLK HTHR TRIBLND \/ L","offer_id":51405294960927,"sku":"19g649mibxe7n6","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLK HTHR TRIBLND \/ XL","offer_id":51405294993695,"sku":"19g649mibxe7n7","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLK HTHR TRIBLND \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405295026463,"sku":"19g649mibxe7n8","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLK HTHR TRIBLND \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405295059231,"sku":"19g649mibxe7n9","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ XS","offer_id":51405295091999,"sku":"19g649mibxe7na","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ S","offer_id":51405295124767,"sku":"19g649mibxe7nb","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ M","offer_id":51405295157535,"sku":"19g649mibxe7nc","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ L","offer_id":51405295190303,"sku":"19g649mibxe7nd","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ XL","offer_id":51405295223071,"sku":"19g649mibxe7ne","price":27.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405295255839,"sku":"19g649mibxe7nf","price":28.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BERRY TRIBLEND \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405295288607,"sku":"19g649mibxe7ng","price":29.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/ninjapod_11818822_f_3413C_93_f.jpg?v=1763917084"},{"product_id":"dark-smutty-power-couple-hoodie","title":"Dark \u0026 Smutty: Power Couple Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou two were never meant to be wholesome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’re not matching-sweater, hand-holding, “we met at a coffee shop” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou’re \u003cstrong\u003ewe met in a morally questionable situation and never recovered\u003c\/strong\u003e energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat’s what the Dark \u0026amp; Smutty Power Couple Hoodie is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a warning label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou wear it when you’re:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nShowing up together and everyone in the room suddenly understands the word \u003cstrong\u003edangerous\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nDoing absolutely nothing but still radiating “we ruin each other on purpose”\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nGoing out “casual” and somehow still looking like the couple everyone should be a little afraid of\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s soft, heavy, and stupidly comfortable; the kind of hoodie you steal from each other, sleep in, and drag through every bad idea you’ve ever had.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePull the hood up when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nYou’re hiding a hickey, a hangover, or a secret\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nYou’re not ready to be perceived but still want to send a message\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nYou’re in full “don’t talk to me unless you’re part of this delusion” mode\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShove your hands into the pouch pocket when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nYou’re cold\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nYou’re clingy\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nOr you’re just trying not to touch them in public and failing miserably\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie is made for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nLate-night drives with the music too loud and the morals too low\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nBookstore dates where you’re both pretending to be normal and absolutely are not\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nMovie nights that devolve into making out, biting, and pausing the film 47 times\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn you, it says:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI’m not looking for something healthy. I’m looking for something unforgettable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn both of you, it says:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe’re the power couple your therapist warned you about.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou’re not soft and sweet.\u003cbr\u003eYou’re intense, obsessive, and a little bit unhinged and this hoodie is exactly as loyal, clingy, and hard to quit as the person you’re wearing it for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex heavy blend hoodie for Dark \u0026amp; Smutty power couples\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mid-to-heavy weight fleece (around 8 oz) for that “live in it” feel\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft interior, smooth exterior—perfect for all-day wear, all-night chaos\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex, relaxed fit that works oversized or true-to-size (steal each other’s on purpose)\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nDouble-lined hood with matching drawcord—pull it up when you’re in menace mode\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nKangaroo pouch pocket for cold hands, snacks, or hiding your phone during bad decisions\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nRibbed cuffs and waistband to keep the shape while you’re doing absolutely unhinged things together\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality print area to make the “Power Couple” graphic loud, clear, and impossible to ignore\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eFull body length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e18\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e27\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e20\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e22\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e29\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e35\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e36\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e37\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e38\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e39\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e30\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e40\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"SPORT GREY \/ XS","offer_id":51405489996063,"sku":"19g649miccdmmy","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SPORT GREY \/ S","offer_id":51405490028831,"sku":"19g649miccdmmz","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SPORT GREY \/ M","offer_id":51405490061599,"sku":"19g649miccdmn0","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SPORT GREY \/ L","offer_id":51405490094367,"sku":"19g649miccdmn1","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SPORT GREY \/ XL","offer_id":51405490127135,"sku":"19g649miccdmn2","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SPORT GREY \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405490159903,"sku":"19g649miccdmn3","price":27.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SPORT GREY \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405490192671,"sku":"19g649miccdmn4","price":28.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SPORT GREY \/ 4XL","offer_id":51405490225439,"sku":"19g649miccdmn5","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"SPORT GREY \/ 5XL","offer_id":51405490258207,"sku":"19g649miccdmn6","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LIGHT PINK \/ XS","offer_id":51405490290975,"sku":"19g649miccdmn7","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LIGHT PINK \/ S","offer_id":51405490323743,"sku":"19g649miccdmn8","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LIGHT PINK \/ M","offer_id":51405490356511,"sku":"19g649miccdmn9","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LIGHT PINK \/ L","offer_id":51405490389279,"sku":"19g649miccdmna","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LIGHT PINK \/ XL","offer_id":51405490422047,"sku":"19g649miccdmnb","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LIGHT PINK \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405490454815,"sku":"19g649miccdmnc","price":27.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LIGHT PINK \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405490487583,"sku":"19g649miccdmnd","price":28.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LIGHT PINK \/ 4XL","offer_id":51405490520351,"sku":"19g649miccdmne","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"LIGHT PINK \/ 5XL","offer_id":51405490553119,"sku":"19g649miccdmnf","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"HELICONIA \/ S","offer_id":51405490585887,"sku":"19g649miccdmng","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"HELICONIA \/ M","offer_id":51405490618655,"sku":"19g649miccdmnh","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"HELICONIA \/ L","offer_id":51405490651423,"sku":"19g649miccdmni","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"HELICONIA \/ XL","offer_id":51405490684191,"sku":"19g649miccdmnj","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"HELICONIA \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405490716959,"sku":"19g649miccdmnk","price":27.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"HELICONIA \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405490749727,"sku":"19g649miccdmnl","price":28.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"HELICONIA \/ 4XL","offer_id":51405490782495,"sku":"19g649miccdmnm","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"HELICONIA \/ 5XL","offer_id":51405490815263,"sku":"19g649miccdmnn","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ XS","offer_id":51405490848031,"sku":"19g649miccdmno","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ S","offer_id":51405490880799,"sku":"19g649miccdmnp","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ M","offer_id":51405490913567,"sku":"19g649miccdmnq","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ L","offer_id":51405490946335,"sku":"19g649miccdmnr","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ XL","offer_id":51405490979103,"sku":"19g649miccdmns","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405491011871,"sku":"19g649miccdmnt","price":27.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405491044639,"sku":"19g649miccdmnu","price":28.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 4XL","offer_id":51405491077407,"sku":"19g649miccdmnv","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"BLACK \/ 5XL","offer_id":51405491110175,"sku":"19g649miccdmnw","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ASH \/ XS","offer_id":51405491142943,"sku":"19g649miccdmnx","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ASH \/ S","offer_id":51405491175711,"sku":"19g649miccdmny","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ASH \/ M","offer_id":51405491208479,"sku":"19g649miccdmnz","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ASH \/ L","offer_id":51405491241247,"sku":"19g649miccdmo0","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ASH \/ XL","offer_id":51405491274015,"sku":"19g649miccdmo1","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ASH \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405491306783,"sku":"19g649miccdmo2","price":27.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ASH \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405491339551,"sku":"19g649miccdmo3","price":28.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ASH \/ 4XL","offer_id":51405491372319,"sku":"19g649miccdmo4","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ASH \/ 5XL","offer_id":51405491405087,"sku":"19g649miccdmo5","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ANTIQUE CHERRY RED \/ S","offer_id":51405491437855,"sku":"19g649miccdmo6","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ANTIQUE CHERRY RED \/ M","offer_id":51405491470623,"sku":"19g649miccdmo7","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ANTIQUE CHERRY RED \/ L","offer_id":51405491503391,"sku":"19g649miccdmo8","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ANTIQUE CHERRY RED \/ XL","offer_id":51405491536159,"sku":"19g649miccdmo9","price":26.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ANTIQUE CHERRY RED \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405491568927,"sku":"19g649miccdmoa","price":27.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ANTIQUE CHERRY RED \/ 3XL","offer_id":51405491601695,"sku":"19g649miccdmob","price":28.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ANTIQUE CHERRY RED \/ 4XL","offer_id":51405491634463,"sku":"19g649miccdmoc","price":29.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"ANTIQUE CHERRY RED \/ 5XL","offer_id":51405491667231,"sku":"19g649miccdmod","price":30.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/ninjapod_11821128_f_G185_45_f.jpg?v=1763940364"},{"product_id":"dark-smutty-launch-pom-beanie","title":"Dark \u0026 Smutty: Launch Pom Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the outside, you look like you’re just here for cozy weather and cute outfits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStriped pom beanie.\u003cbr\u003eCheeks pink from the cold.\u003cbr\u003eHands wrapped around something hot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut under that pom?\u003cbr\u003eYour brain is Dark \u0026amp; Smutty, and this beanie is your little flag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis launch beanie is part of the first Dark \u0026amp; Smutty collection made for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nReaders who bring morally questionable paperbacks to wholesome winter activities\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nPeople who look adorable in photos and then go home to read the filthiest scenes imaginable\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nChaos gremlins who want to be warm, cute, and just a little bit threatening\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it when you’re:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nAt the tree farm pretending you’re in a sweet holiday romance while mentally rewriting it with knife play and blood oaths\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nWalking through Christmas lights, holding hands, and thinking about what’s going to happen when you get back home\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nRunning “innocent” errands in leggings and a hoodie while your Kindle is loaded with content that could get you excommunicated\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pom beanie keeps you warm, but it also:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nHides your hair on “I stayed up reading until 3 a.m.” days\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nFrames your face in that “I’m cute, not safe” way\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nLets other degenerates clock you from across the room\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd when you’re done pretending to be wholesome outside?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s still there for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n“Beanie and socks only” nights in\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nCouch reading sessions where the only light is your lamp and the only sound is your unhinged reactions\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nLate-night calls, texts, or visits that start with “I just finished this chapter and I need to talk about it”\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the DNS Launch beanie—the one you wear when you want the world to know you’re not a cozy reader, you’re a narrative threat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce this launch design is gone, it’s not coming back in this exact form.\u003cbr\u003eYou’ll still be a problem. You’ll just be a problem with a collector’s item on your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct: Sport-Tek ® Stripe Pom Pom Beanie\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n100% acrylic\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nPom Pom feature\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nContrast color details\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eONE SIZE\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e11 5\/8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e10\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"White\/Pink Ras \/ ONE SIZE","offer_id":51405518536991,"sku":"19g649micd062l","price":20.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iron Grey\/Wht \/ ONE SIZE","offer_id":51405518569759,"sku":"19g649micd062m","price":20.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/ninjapod_11821237_f_STC28_998f_f.jpg?v=1764383765"},{"product_id":"dark-and-smutty-ridgeline-soft-shell-vest","title":"Dark and Smutty Ridgeline Soft Shell Vest","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDark and Smutty Launch Line\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the reader who walks into a room and instantly changes the temperature. Sleek, deliberate, and built to move with you, it’s what you wear when you’re not just attending the signing, con, or party - you’re quietly owning it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t flimsy fan merch. It’s premium, carefully chosen pieces designed to survive real life (and real chaos) while still looking expensive. Clean lines, flattering cuts, and just enough edge to feel like you’re wearing your favorite morally gray character’s energy on your body, styled like you’re the villain, the CEO, the mafia royalty, and the main character all at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou pair these pieces with leather, denim, boots, or heels when you want that “I know exactly how dangerous I look” silhouette. The Dark and Smutty Launch Line is what you reach for when you’re closing deals, collecting signatures, stalking the book tables, or casually reminding everyone that the darkest, smuttiest reader in the room is the one setting the tone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nLaunch weekends, signings, and events where you need to look sharp, powerful, and a little unapproachable\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nTravel days to and from events when you want comfort, polish, and an undeniable “I’m here for the dark stuff” energy\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nLayering over and under your existing wardrobe for “I could run this empire and ruin your life” vibes\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nStyling with jeans, trousers, skirts, or leggings for a high-class, ultra-sass, off-duty dark romance look\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct: The North Face ® Ladies Ridgeline Soft Shell Vest. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n10.7oz., WindWall™—100% polyester with durable water-repellent (DWR) finish (solid)\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n11.1oz., WindWall™—100% polyester with durable water-repellent (DWR) finish (heather)\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nHighly wind-resistant with wind permeability at less than 10 CFM (0 CFM is 100% windproof)\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nPartially constructed from recycled fabrications\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nBrushed micro-gridded fleece interior\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nDurable water-repellent (DWR) finish\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nReverse-coil center front zipper and hand pockets\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nHem cinch-cord\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\nEmbroidered The North Face logo on left hem and right back shoulder\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ctable id=\"sizechart\" style=\"width:100%; border-collapse: collapse;\" border=\"1\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e18 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e24 3\/8\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e19 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e25\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e21\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e25 3\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e22 3\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e26 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e24 1\/2\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 8px; text-align: left;\"\u003e27 1\/4\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"TNF Dk Grey He \/ S","offer_id":51405524074783,"sku":"19g649micdg0bf","price":102.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TNF Dk Grey He \/ M","offer_id":51405524107551,"sku":"19g649micdg0bg","price":102.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TNF Dk Grey He \/ L","offer_id":51405524140319,"sku":"19g649micdg0bh","price":102.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TNF Dk Grey He \/ XL","offer_id":51405524173087,"sku":"19g649micdg0bi","price":102.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TNF Dk Grey He \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405524205855,"sku":"19g649micdg0bj","price":103.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TNF Black \/ S","offer_id":51405524238623,"sku":"19g649micdg0bk","price":102.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TNF Black \/ M","offer_id":51405524271391,"sku":"19g649micdg0bl","price":102.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TNF Black \/ L","offer_id":51405524304159,"sku":"19g649micdg0bm","price":102.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TNF Black \/ XL","offer_id":51405524336927,"sku":"19g649micdg0bn","price":102.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"TNF Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51405524369695,"sku":"19g649micdg0bo","price":103.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/ninjapod_11821310_f_NF0A3LH1_c7a2_f.jpg?v=1764383545"},{"product_id":"power-couple-enemies-to-lovers","title":"Power Couple - Enemies to Lovers","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eTurn every sip into a steamy chapter with the Dark and Smutty Power Couple Enemies-to-Lover Mug. Perfect for the couple whose love story is anything but predictable: full of biting insults, heated glances, and that slow burn that leaves you craving more. This mug captures the delicious tension of enemies turned lovers, blending biting wit with undeniable chemistry in every sip.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eBold Dark and Smutty branding brings the drama and the desire, making this mug the ultimate companion for morning coffee, late-night tea, or whatever fuels your fiery bond. Whether you’re bickering over the last chapter or plotting your next scandalous move, this mug holds the heat of your complicated connection.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eFor couples who know that the best love stories come with a little bite, this mug is your daily dose of deliciously dark romance.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCouples who live for the push-pull of enemies turned lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMorning battles, late-night reconciliations, and all the messy moments in between\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharing coffee, tea, or whatever fuels your fiery, complicated love\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a mug that celebrates love’s darker, hotter, and more thrilling side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85\" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7\" (12 cm), diameter 3.35\" (8.5 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":51413064450335,"sku":"5344518_9323","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":51413064483103,"sku":"5344518_9324","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-15-oz-handle-on-right-6925cce9a586d.jpg?v=1764084984"},{"product_id":"power-couple-abyss-mug","title":"Power Couple - Abyss Mug","description":"\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eFall into the abyss together - on purpose. The Dark and Smutty Power Couple Abyss Mug is your official vessel for unholy unions, morally gray romances, and relationships that would absolutely require a content warning. Deep, dark, and dripping with attitude, this mug is built for those who thrive on tension, banter, and “we probably shouldn’t, but we definitely will” energy.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eWith bold Dark and Smutty artwork that channels power couple chaos, every sip feels like a shared secret. Morning coffee, midnight tea, or something stronger - this mug is there for every smirking glance over the rim, every “pause the chapter, I have an idea,” and every quiet moment where you both know you’re each other’s favorite problem.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eWhether you’re the sunshine and the storm, the villain and the enabler, or just two smut lovers who like it dark and messy, this mug turns your daily drink into a ritual of delicious corruption.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThose who bond over dark romance, smutty plots, and morally gray disasters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSharing coffee, cocoa, or post-chapter debriefs that start with “okay but listen…”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatching with your favorite partner in crime for cozy nights, spicy mornings, and everything in between\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a mug that says: we’re not cute, we’re catastrophic and we like it that way\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCeramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLead and BPA-free material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColored rim, inside, and handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 11 oz","offer_id":51413077328159,"sku":"6523056_11051","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15 oz","offer_id":51413077360927,"sku":"6523056_17196","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 11 oz","offer_id":51413077393695,"sku":"6523056_11049","price":11.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 15 oz","offer_id":51413077426463,"sku":"6523056_17200","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/white-ceramic-mug-with-color-inside-black-15-oz-left-6925ce421d3f5.jpg?v=1764085340"},{"product_id":"dark-and-smutty-power-slides","title":"Dark and Smutty - Power Slides","description":"\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eA summer essential for the bold and the wicked: these women’s Power Slides keep you wickedly comfy all day long whether you’re owning the beach or ruling the poolside. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFor the smut queen who runs the show. Comfort, power, and main-character energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003eStep into your Dark and Smutty era with Power Slides that don’t just whisper “I read smut” - they scream it. Designed for the woman who knows she’s the plot twist, these slides blend wicked comfort with bad girl attitude. The smooth, cushioned strap feels like a slow, lingering touch, while the supportive footbed keeps you steady through every sinful stride whether you’re pacing through a steamy chapter, stalking the kitchen for a midnight snack, or strutting past people who have no idea what you were just reading.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eBranded with Dark and Smutty energy, these slides are your off-duty armor: easy to slip on, impossible to ignore, and just suggestive enough to make anyone wonder what kind of trouble you like to get into. Wear them like a warning label: you’re not here to be wholesome - you’re here to be unforgettable.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmut lovers who want their “I run this” energy on full display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePower-walking through spicy reads, writing sessions, and morally gray daydreams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePost-shower, pre-sin: getting cozy before diving back into your favorite filthy scenes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConventions, bookstore crawls, coffee runs, and every “I’m the problem and the prize” errand in between\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCushioned and durable faux leather upper strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContoured, textured footbed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted, cut, and handmade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUS WOMEN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUK\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEUROPE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJAPAN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFOOT LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHOES LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e7\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e9.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 5.5","offer_id":51413764735263,"sku":"1270830_15263","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6.5","offer_id":51413764768031,"sku":"1270830_15264","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 7","offer_id":51413764800799,"sku":"1270830_15265","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 8","offer_id":51413764833567,"sku":"1270830_15266","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 8.5","offer_id":51413764866335,"sku":"1270830_15267","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 9.5","offer_id":51413764899103,"sku":"1270830_15268","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 10","offer_id":51413764931871,"sku":"1270830_15269","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 11","offer_id":51413764964639,"sku":"1270830_15270","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 11.5","offer_id":51413764997407,"sku":"1270830_15271","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5.5","offer_id":51413765030175,"sku":"1270830_15254","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6.5","offer_id":51413765062943,"sku":"1270830_15255","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 7","offer_id":51413765095711,"sku":"1270830_15256","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 8","offer_id":51413765128479,"sku":"1270830_15257","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 8.5","offer_id":51413765161247,"sku":"1270830_15258","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 9.5","offer_id":51413765194015,"sku":"1270830_15259","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 10","offer_id":51413765226783,"sku":"1270830_15260","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 11","offer_id":51413765259551,"sku":"1270830_15261","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 11.5","offer_id":51413765292319,"sku":"1270830_15262","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/womens-slides-white-front-69262804d00f8.jpg?v=1764108307"},{"product_id":"nyms-slides","title":"NYMS - Slides","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA must-have for your sultry summer vibes: these women’s slides are made to keep you wickedly comfy all day long whether you’re teasing the beach or owning the pool. With a cushioned upper strap that hugs your foot like a lover’s touch and a textured footbed that keeps you grounded through every sinful step, these slides are your go to for hot days and even hotter nights.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eSlip on the Dark and Smutty NYMS slides and let your feet do the talking. Crafted for the bold and the wicked, these slides bring a sultry edge to your casual look. Whether you’re lounging at home or making a cheeky statement out and about, these slides are your perfect partner in crime. Featuring dramatic sinful-inspired designs with a playful, naughty twist, they’re made for those who crave a little spice in every step. Comfortable, stylish, and dripping with attitude, these slides are your new obsession. Dare to wear the smut that’s truly yours.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmut lovers who want their footwear as filthy as their TBR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthors, readers, and booktok babes repping “Not Your Mother’s Smut” loud and proud\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSliding into late-night writing sprints, binge-reading sessions, and morally questionable daydreams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCozy but corrupt lounge days, convention floors, and “don’t talk to me unless you read smut” errands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCushioned and durable faux leather upper strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eLightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eContoured, textured footbed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStitched around the upper perimeter for extra durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted, cut, and handmade\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: The shoes will have a glue-like smell when opening the box. The smell will disappear a few days after the shoes are unpacked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUS WOMEN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUK\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEUROPE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJAPAN\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFOOT LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHOES LENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e7\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e9.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e43\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e11.5\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e11 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 5.5","offer_id":51413825290527,"sku":"3485328_15263","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6.5","offer_id":51413825323295,"sku":"3485328_15264","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 7","offer_id":51413825356063,"sku":"3485328_15265","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 8","offer_id":51413825388831,"sku":"3485328_15266","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 8.5","offer_id":51413825421599,"sku":"3485328_15267","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 9.5","offer_id":51413825454367,"sku":"3485328_15268","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 10","offer_id":51413825487135,"sku":"3485328_15269","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 11","offer_id":51413825519903,"sku":"3485328_15270","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 11.5","offer_id":51413825552671,"sku":"3485328_15271","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5.5","offer_id":51413825585439,"sku":"3485328_15254","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 6.5","offer_id":51413825618207,"sku":"3485328_15255","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 7","offer_id":51413825650975,"sku":"3485328_15256","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 8","offer_id":51413825683743,"sku":"3485328_15257","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 8.5","offer_id":51413825716511,"sku":"3485328_15258","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 9.5","offer_id":51413825749279,"sku":"3485328_15259","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 10","offer_id":51413825782047,"sku":"3485328_15260","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 11","offer_id":51413825814815,"sku":"3485328_15261","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 11.5","offer_id":51413825847583,"sku":"3485328_15262","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/womens-slides-black-front-69262f9cd0ceb.jpg?v=1764110258"},{"product_id":"padded-sports-bra-2","title":"Dark and Smutty Padded Sports Bra","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eThe Dark and Smutty Sports Bra is your new favorite kind of restraint - snug, supportive, and made for women who like their workouts hard and their fantasies harder. It’s comfort with a dark edge, built to keep you held in while you get unhinged.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eThis isn’t “clean girl” activewear. This is villain-era training gear. The Dark and Smutty Sports Bra is made for the babe who shows up, puts in the work, and still has a mind full of filthy chapters and morally gray daydreams. It holds you close, keeps you supported, and looks damn good doing it - whether you’re lifting, stretching, running errands, or filming a TikTok with a caption that makes your comments section feral.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eWear it under an oversized hoodie when you’re pretending to behave, or let it peek out when you want the message to land: you’re here to move your body and stir the room. Because the right kind of support doesn’t just keep you comfortable - it keeps you confident, dangerous, and ready for whatever comes after the workout.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eSweat, smirk, repeat.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGym days, yoga, walks, and “hot girl with a dark bookshelf” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLayering under zip hoodies, tanks, and cropped jackets—or wearing solo to make a point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePost-workout coffee runs when you want to look effortless and feel lethal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmut readers who want activewear that matches their “not safe for public” TBR\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a sports bra that says:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eI’m training… and I’m trouble\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet the perfect bra for your workouts! This comfy bra has a soft moisture-wicking fabric, extra materials in shoulder straps, and removable padding for maximum support.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane for production in the US\/Mexico\u003cbr\u003e• 82% polyester, 18% elastane for production in Latvia\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz.\/yd.² (225 g\/m²) in the US\/Mexico\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz.\/yd.² (230 g\/m²) in Latvia\u003cbr\u003e• Sports mesh lining: 92% polyester, 8% spandex (in the US), and 90% polyester, 10% elastane (in the EU)\u003cbr\u003e• Padding: 100% polyurethane perforated foam and 100% polyester moisture-wicking fabric\u003cbr\u003e• Four-way stretch material\u003cbr\u003e• Scoop neckline and racerback\u003cbr\u003e• Support material in shoulder straps, and a wide elastic under breasts\u003cbr\u003e• Best for A–C cups\u003cbr\u003e• Removable padding included\u003cbr\u003e• Mesh lining with slits for removing paddings\u003cbr\u003e• Flat seams and bias binding that eliminate rubbing\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUNDERBUST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":51520203489567,"sku":"9859409_10868","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":51520203522335,"sku":"9859409_10866","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51520203555103,"sku":"9859409_10865","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51520203587871,"sku":"9859409_10864","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51520203620639,"sku":"9859409_10867","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51520203653407,"sku":"9859409_10863","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/all-over-print-padded-sports-bra-white-front-6967133d170cd.jpg?v=1768362846"},{"product_id":"all-over-print-recycled-string-bikini-2","title":"All-over print recycled string bikini","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eThe Dark and Smutty Bikini is made for sun, water, and unapologetic temptation because you don’t do “cute” without a little danger. It’s flirty, confident, and designed to turn heads while your mind stays somewhere filthy.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eThis bikini isn’t here to be polite. It’s here to be \u003cem\u003eseen\u003c\/em\u003e. The Dark and Smutty Bikini is for the babe who likes her beach days hot, her nights hotter, and her attention earned. It’s a clean, sexy silhouette with a wicked undercurrent, like you’re serving sunshine while thinking about morally gray hands, dark promises, and exactly what you want when you get back inside.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eWear it poolside with a smug little smile, beachside with a book that should come with a warning label, or in a hot tub where the flirting turns into a full-blown problem. Throw on a sheer cover-up for public, then take it off like it’s part of the ritual. Because the best kind of swimwear doesn’t just fit your body - it fits your intentions.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003eDark and Smutty. That’s the vibe.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-1 mt-2 whitespace-pre-line leading-relaxed first:mt-0\" data-sentry-component=\"P\" data-sentry-source-file=\"p.tsx\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePool nights, beach trips, hot tubs, and “private show” weekends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePairing with a sheer cover-up, gloss, and a look that says\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ecome closer\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmut lovers who want swimwear that reads like foreplay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eResort selfies, spicy vacation content, and turning heads on purpose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who wants a bikini that says:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eI’m not a snack—I’m the whole damn dessert\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStay comfortable and stylish all summer with this Recycled String Bikini set. It’s made from soft recycled polyester with double-layering and UPF 50+. Style the straps how you like, and get ready to swim! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 75% recycled polyester, 25% elastane for production in the US\/Mexico\u003cbr\u003e• 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane for production in Latvia\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.64 oz.\/yd.² (225 g\/m²) in the US\/Mexico\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz.\/yd.² (230 g\/m²) in Latvia\u003cbr\u003e• Soft and stretchy material with UPF 50+\u003cbr\u003e• Sizes up to 6XL\u003cbr\u003e• Bikini top comes with removable padding for comfort\u003cbr\u003e• Multiple ways to tie and style the bikini set\u003cbr\u003e• Color design options for swimwear lining\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimers: \u003cbr\u003e• Due to the 2-layered construction and internal stitching, a visible stitch may appear in the crotch seam of the bikini bottom. This is a normal part of the manufacturing process and does not impact the quality or performance of the product.\u003cbr\u003e• To make your Recycled String Bikini last longer, thoroughly rinse it off after each use and get rid of any chlorine\/salt residue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHIPS (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e41 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e57 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"2XS","offer_id":51520306250015,"sku":"3176089_16553","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":51520306282783,"sku":"3176089_16554","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":51520306315551,"sku":"3176089_16555","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":51520306348319,"sku":"3176089_16556","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":51520306381087,"sku":"3176089_16557","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":51520306413855,"sku":"3176089_16558","price":38.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":51520306446623,"sku":"3176089_16559","price":40.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":51520306479391,"sku":"3176089_16560","price":42.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":51520306512159,"sku":"3176089_16561","price":44.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":51520306544927,"sku":"3176089_16562","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6XL","offer_id":51520306577695,"sku":"3176089_16563","price":48.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/all-over-print-recycled-string-bikini-white-front-6967183f90d74.jpg?v=1768364133"},{"product_id":"mouse-pad","title":"Good Girl Mouse pad","description":"Every mouse needs a good mouse pad! Our mouse pad offers supreme grip and effortless mouse movement, and it does so with style.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft polyester surface \u003cbr\u003e\n• Natural rubber base\u003cbr\u003e\n• Rounded edges\u003cbr\u003e\n• 2.8 oz (79.4 g)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm) \u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAttention: Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHEIGHT (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHICKNESS (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8.7\"x7.1\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e7 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dark And Smutty","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52436974108959,"sku":"7656377_13097","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/files\/mouse-pad-white-front-69ed168f3936f.jpg?v=1777145504"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/7531\/3695\/collections\/beach-towel-white-36x72-flat-69223b2a8b78f.jpg?v=1763884144","url":"https:\/\/dark-and-smutty.myshopify.com\/collections\/dark-and-smutty.oembed","provider":"Dark And Smutty","version":"1.0","type":"link"}